Hey You!  Hans Gruber!  Wake up and join the side of Truth!

You're only fooling yourself with your feigned smile.  You are headed toward an eternity of misery.   If we could, we'd reach through your computer monitor and give you a smack to the head!  Why do you think you suffer such dreadful nightmares when you sleep?  You're on the wrong side and you're not going to feel any better until you shed your pride and approach God on His terms.

If you are committed to The Truth, then we encourage you to go the closest Catholic church, light a candle in front of a statue of Our Lady and ask God to show you the Way.  If you are not committed to the Truth then at least take a moment to browse our selection of t-shirts.  You'll find most are geared toward your Catholic friends but we designed some with you in mind, as well.

You have not landed on this website by accident.  Consider yourself invited into the Catholic Church, outside of which you can not enter Heaven.  And don't say nobody warned you when you face judgement.

Our Approach

We support your right to approach God from your personal point of view. The Catholic products sold on this site represent a wide range of personality, so you might need to take some of it with a grain of salt. We are committed to avoiding error so if you feel we've stepped over a line give us a call and we'll test it together. 

Some of the products on this site seek to fill the needs of some and we acknowledge that this may come at the expense of others. We make products for both sides of heartfelt arguments where both sides are permitted. Then again, many a true thing is said in jest, and we jest a lot, so enjoy!